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Fast Cars, Slow Children: by Paul and Geoff

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panel 1: Paul

Paul: Hey hey! It's Walter's crappy car that's constantly blowing up. (or breaking down).


panel 2: Geoff

Geoff: If you didn't catch this, you probably haven't seen The Mothman Prophecy.


panel 3: Geoff

Geoff: Best. Onomatopoeia. Ever.


panel 4: Paul

Paul: I love torturing Walter.


panel 5: Paul

Paul: As Walter explodes in the distance, a young man with mittens trespasses somewhere.


panel 6: Geoff

Geoff:


panel 7: Geoff

Geoff:


panel 8: Paul

Paul: Sometimes I wish I had property to chase people off of.


panel 9: Paul

Paul: One of my best joke panels (I think...) That's me and Geoff, totally stylized.


panel 10: Geoff

Geoff: I was particularly sick of H2's this day. Why do people buy these poser suburbanite rip-offs of military vehicles? Cut the crap like Richard D. James did and just buy a friggin' tank. Or at least get a Hummer with a turret and a canvas roof with benches in the back for the troops.


panel 11: Geoff

Geoff:


panel 12: Paul

Paul: Haha. If only this could actually be accomplished. Boy... the things I would draw...


panel 13: Paul

Paul: Kate Moss and Heather Locklear looking quite skeletal.

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Witch's Brew created by Michael Bayne, Paul Coe, Elijah Flemming, Conor Keane, Geoff Kottmeier, Kyle Loewen, Mario Panighetti, Matt Shieve, and Drew White. Witch's Brew, with the exception of all original characters and dialogue, is not copywritten.