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Sell Drugs To The Kids: by Geoff and Paul

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panel 1: Geoff

Geoff: In case you don't know, this is a reference to which ever one of the Olsen twins had that whole drug/anorexia thing. She got started on NyQuil™.


panel 2: Paul

Paul: ...True story.


panel 3: Paul

Paul: Scientific studies have shown that crack cocaine usage is directly linked to sugar-cube and paperclip abuse.


panel 4: Geoff

Geoff:


panel 5: Geoff

Geoff:


panel 6: Paul

Paul: Little known fact! Walter's shirt is made of cocaine.


panel 7: Paul

Paul: I though Jackson would be pissed off about this.


panel 8: Geoff

Geoff: Wow. Most references in a single panel ever. Sean William Scott (a.k.a. that cooky sidekick guy in every movie) is the most obvious, which is a reference to Dwayne Johnson in one way or another. "Outta the way, Peck," is a reference to the movie Willow as well as our video teacher in high school. "God don't make no trash," is a David Cross reference, regarding how ironic it is when really trashy people where shirts like that.


panel 9: Geoff

Geoff:


panel 10: Paul

Paul: I have a lot in common with Him-Guy. We should do that project we've been talking about.


panel 11: Paul

Paul: Rock the socks off the world, my friend.


panel 12: Geoff

Geoff:


panel 13: Geoff

Geoff: Perhaps this should be explained... You see, I wasn't trying to draw anything, I just drew weird shapes and then realized they kind of looked like people... Apparently this is what Paul and I would look like if cubist sponge artists got their hands on us.


panel 14: Paul

Paul: If only I had known it was us, I would have made myself slightly less trapezoidal.


panel 15: Paul

Paul: Our cubist self portraits are used to sell shoes in Hong Kong.

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Witch's Brew created by Michael Bayne, Paul Coe, Elijah Flemming, Conor Keane, Geoff Kottmeier, Kyle Loewen, Mario Panighetti, Matt Shieve, and Drew White. Witch's Brew, with the exception of all original characters and dialogue, is not copywritten.